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| ONLY 99.999999875% OF MUSLIMS SAY THEY APPROVE OF TERRORISM |
| 08.03.05 (1:50 pm) [edit] |
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(Mecca, Saudi Arabia) -- A poll just released by the highly respected Death to the Infidels Think Tank shows that only 99.999999875% of Muslims say that they approve of terrorism. "We were quite surprised by the low results," said Dr. Ibn al-Saud al-Waqi Tabaqi, director of the think tank. "The poll clearly indicates that moderate Islam is definitely on the rise, and that there is a great deal of tolerance among Muslims for the American devils and their unclean Jewish masters." "We see the handwriting on the wall," said Ali bin Moqtari al-Saud, Grand Iman of the Wahabi sect of Islam. "The people want tolerance, and from now on we will instruct our jihadists to sterilize their swords before they behead pregnant infidels and children. Allah does not condone the spread of infections." In related news, the governing council of the Assembly of Moderate Muslims announced today that the death penalty will no longer be imposed for coughing during movie screenings, doodling, or having impure thoughts about Natalie Portman. http://www.iconoclast.ca/MainPage.asp?page=/TopFiveHeadline s.asp" title="http://www.iconoclast.ca/MainPage.asp?page=/TopFiveHeadline s.asp" target="_blank"http://www.iconoclast.ca/Main... |
posted by: dilerious (reply)
post date: 08.05.05 (5:40 pm)
ur my first laugh after a hard day. thanx
posted by: thoolou (reply)
post date: 08.08.05 (3:33 am)
Reply to: dilerious
Glad I could help, man. :)
posted by: RedTigress (reply)
post date: 08.08.05 (9:12 am)
"death penalty will no longer be imposed for coughing during movie screenings, doodling, or having impure thoughts about Natalie Portman"
The Natalie Portman thing made me laugh the most. LOL
I heard they repealed that because to have impure thoughts about Natalie Portman is a capital offense because she's Jewish! ;P
